The Internet Superhero
The Internet Superhero gets up and takes a shower, then walks into his living room and his son helps him with the "check list" for his launch from his living room and crashes through the roof of his house which has be repaired, over and over again because his GPS unit records his take off location and is programmed to return home VIA THE HOLE in his roof again! Son suggests he take off from his front lawn so the GPS system will bring him home to his front lawn.
Wife is now happy cause his son fixed the problem!
Marilyn's Diamond Condiments
Marilyn’s Diamond Condiments – Where Flavor Meets Elegance
Inspired by timeless taste and crafted with a touch of glamour, Marilyn’s Diamond Condiments bring sophistication to every table. From our bold Dijon mustard to our rich, velvety ketchup, each recipe is carefully curated with high-quality ingredients and a sparkle of unforgettable flavor. Because everyday meals deserve a little luxury.
Diamond Dill Pickles
Diamond Dijon Mustard
Diamond Dijon Mustard
CRISP, BOLD, UNFORGETTABLE
Meet your new obsession:
our all-new Dill Pickles hand-packed with flavor, a crunch that bites back, and that perfect garlic-dill kick that keeps you coming back for more. Crafted with real ingredients, zero shortcuts, and a whole lot of attitude. Whether you're snacking straight from the jar, stacking your sandwich, or chasing that pickle fix this is the one.
Warning: One jar is never enough!
Diamond Dijon Mustard
Diamond Dijon Mustard
Diamond Dijon Mustard
Bold, Smooth, and Unforgettably French
Crafted with premium brown mustard seeds and a splash of white wine, our new Dijon mustard delivers a refined kick with a velvety finish. Whether you’re layering sandwiches, whisking dressings, or adding flair to your favorite recipes, this classic condiment brings gourmet flavor to every bite.
Taste tradition. Taste boldness.
Taste Dijon redefined.
Diamond Ketchup
Diamond Dijon Mustard
Diamond Ketchup
Rich, Ripe, and Unmistakably Classic
Made with sun-ripened tomatoes and a delicate blend of spices, our new ketchup delivers a smooth, tangy sweetness with every squeeze. Whether you're dipping, drizzling, or topping off your favorites, this timeless condiment adds comfort and flavor to every bite.
Taste nostalgia. Taste freshness.
Taste ketchup reimagined.
New Product Concepts
"Triple J Tequila"
Jaime Jaquez Jr., the American-Mexican NBA forward for the Miami Heat known as “Triple J,” has expanded his influence beyond basketball with the launch of Triple J Tequila, a spirit that reflects his cultural roots and personal brand. Inspired by his nickname and heritage, Triple J Tequila aims to celebrate quality, community, and lifestyle, bringing a premium taste experience to fans and tequila lovers alike. The brand blends Jaime’s passion for authentic Mexican craftsmanship with his rising profile off the court, creating a product that resonates with both sports enthusiasts and spirits connoisseurs.